A Family Reunion

It is 8:32pm EST. There are about 12 people in the chat room anticipating the arrival of the star. Conversations run scattered for the next 10 to 15 minutes. It is 9:01pm EST. WHERE IS RNO!? HE IS LATE!? OMG! Exactly one second after 9:01 the crowd gets restless as they continue to wait. Then…

A familiar face. Using the same graphics from last week’s show, which earned so much praise, our co-host, GG, is back in the Big Apple. Is that snow I saw falling from the sky above GG’s head? Yes, that was the work of the SnoMan..Just kidding.

Fucking, Fucking, Fucking, Fuckable what is with all these JTV pervs out there? The audience is questioned on whether or not they have ever asked someone of the opposite sex who is broadcasting to show something for them. The answers are one-sided. Of course we have all meddled in the world of JTV scum before, whether joking or not.

Joining GG and Arnaud this week, all the way from Paris, are Arnaud’s siblings. With a little game calling Questions we get to know the family life of our wacky host. It seems they are not yet accustomed to the nuttiness of American citizens.

The first set of questions goes to Gilles. Gilles is 20 years old, enjoyed watching the Dark Knight in NYC, wears a Rolex watch, and, yes ladies, he’s single. One question in particular which tickled my funny bone was, “How come all of your other siblings have dark hair and you have red hair?” Turns out all three of our special guests are half siblings of Arnaud.

We will come back to our special guests in a minute. I want everyone to turn their attention to someone who really came onto the show with guns a’blazin. During RNO’s spread the love segment we found a contestant by the name of “envelopsoflove,” who, at first, seemed shocked that she was receiving random comments from intruders on her chat asking her to spread the love and dance. She finally tuned in. Dana, as she is called, was asked to sing us a song of her choice. The Refugees Killing Me Softly began and the crowd went silent. After pulling, an OH WAIT SHIT moment, she began to light up the room. I was amazed as well as the viewers. We need to get this girl into a recording studio. As I looked back in the chat I saw the viewers typing along with the lyrics, flicking their bics, swaying to the sounds of Wyclef and Lauryn Hill. Thank you, Dana, for spreading the love.

Audrey, Arnaud's step sister, is a 15 year old girl who lives in Belgium. Her favorite color is blue, and her favorite fast food restaurant is McDonalds. When asked who her dream crush is she blushed and said George Clooney. She, however, showed no love for Arnaud, although she was just joking.

Another familiar favorite. Familiarity was tonight’s theme it seemed. We diverted our attention to find someone for a virtual kiss. After a few prospects, and some very naughty dancing, we found a volunteer in the chat room. Kellz_pt. And who was her lucky suitor? None other than our final special guest of the night, Didier. Didier is also 20 years old, likes fries from his country, prefers the Arc de Triumph, and has a thing for brunette chicks. Watch out GG.

We end our show in style with farewells and goodbyes, with RNO updating us on the shows to come. Linkin Park plays out the credits, and another crazy Tuesday night goes down in the books.